One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons’ second season. In the episode, Homer consumes a poisonous fugu fish at a sushi restaurant, and is told he has only 22 hours left to live. He accepts his fate and makes a list of all the things he wants to do before he dies. This talk is an homage to this episode, and rather than a list of all the things I want to do before I die, I will give the audience a list of all the browser APIs the Project Fugu team at Google is working on and how we make sure you don’t die when you use them.